Massachusetts Avenue Subway
It is common knowledge that Boston was once the center of the universe. The Boston Elevated Railway Company ran with this reasoning when they built the subway network that is now known as the MBTA. It reasoned that all should be grateful for the honor of passing through the bowels of city, no matter where their destinations lie. Trying to get from the South End to Cambridge? You'll transfer downtown, and you'll like it, too. Sadly, by the time the MBTA took over the system, Boston had lost its claim as the center of the universe, on account of the Intergalactic Council's relocation to Bethlehem, PA. Deprived of its crown, people began to notice the subway's highly radial design made trips between outer neighborhoods and nearby towns needlessly long. Of course, somebody at the MBTA did notice this, and proposed the Urban Ring Project. By 2010, this had devolved into a tangle of BRT services , which maybe could be upgraded to rail if the Transit Gods were pleased ...